IT'S THE GAP

ever thought about getting braces to seperate your front teeth? sounds weird but would be such a good idea and enhances everyone's carreer. well, at least if you're a model. here's the proof:

1.) lara stone is the new face of louis vuitton's spring summer campaign. this makes her the first model to lend her beautiful face and body to the prestigious french brand after several seasons of posing celebs. maybe they ran out of money for retouch? just think how expensive mister photoshop must have been for the previous madonna campaign.

2.) and georgia may jagger was awarded model of the year at the british fashion awards.

wanna get closer?

lara:

georgia:

and other great gap-toothed girls, like brigitte

and vanessa of course

... now this is the perfect occasion to show you one of our favourite videos of young vanessa. there even is a guest appearance by a very cute kitten. and vanessa is just soooo pretty:


and if you have fallen in love make sure to also watch this one:


and, a classic:

WE DISAGREE + LOOK LIKE SOMETHING

1. we disagree with intouch magazine calling the cute burberry dress emma watson wore at the burberry prorsum show - analogously translated - "shiny shit".

2. we think it is a wonderful gown that will make everyone LOOK LIKE A DELICIOUS MOUNTAIN OF FERRERO CHOCOLATES.

yes, share the magic.

song of the day:

 

LOOK LIKE SOMETHING

today: LOOK LIKE A STRAWBERRY CAKE

starring yves saint laurent spring 2010

THE ANIMAL WITHIN

PHOTOGRAPHS BY RIMMA GERLOVINA AND VALERIY GERLOVIN

this is marcel. he is a great flautist.

do you want to see his favorite animal?

LOOK LIKE SOMETHING

today: LOOK LIKE A TABLE CLOTH or KITCHEN TOWEL

starring christopher kane spring 2010

FEELING BLUE? GET A TATTOO!

here at the pet fanclub we're very fond of tattoos that will cheer one up. just get something cute and funny inked into your arm and look at it whenever life's a bitch.

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now to show you one of our favourite examples: this picture is not stolen from the internet like all the others, no, this is INDIE & material girl publisher clemens (well, parts of him) sporting his new mickey mouse tattoo:

we also asked clemens to draw his favourite animal. it's duck with dumplings:

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(often it can be hard to find the right tattoo that will do the job, so here there's two suggestions:)

BODYTYPE: MORE TO LOVE

there are so many things to love. and there is basically never a good reason to let people know about it by wearing one of these overpriced, cheaply produced t-shirts you got yourself on the touristy streets of whereever. now if you need to wear them please follow the rules:

1) stick to the original thing.

(if you just don't love new york so much other cities will do as well.)

2) they are supposed to be white. don't try other colours.

3) they are supposed to have an awkward loose fit, do not try wear sexy versions of it

 

(hoodies are fine)

4) never wear a funny i love t-shirt. NEVER!

5) cutomize your shirt. like our favourite twins did! we doubt the dirt is intentional on this still from their art cinema classic "new york minute" but looks good.

6) make the look work through using "individual" accessories.

CHRISTMAS IN THE HEART pt 3, 25 DEC

part three ouf our alternative christmas activity suggestions: spend the 25th of december wearing a kangaroo costume. you can still do what you usually do: watch tv, get a snack, get some paperwork done, brush your teeth or reproduce yourself. still while doing so you will feel quite special.

CHRISTMAS IN THE HEART pt 2, 24 DEC

number two is not really an alternative christmas activity: get drunk! but instead of doing so on the family sofa with that alcoholic aunt of yours we suggest you go out and find a pathetic club to celebrate your unholy intoxiation with a few likeminded hipsters. like bunny did at b72 in vienna last night.

bunny met tanja, 19, kindergarten teacher. she wears a vintage dress from la, scarf by h&m, shoes from newport california and her grandma's bag. if she were an animal she'd be a snow leopard:

... and lars, 18, in school. he wears jacket by topman, jeans by april77 and winklepicker shoes from london. if he were an animal he'd be a snake:

... and sarah, 21, studying architecture. she wears vintage dress, belt by topshop and shoes from vienna. she'd be an icelandic pony:

...and then frank, 27, dj. he wears hat custom made by a friend, shirt from paris, jacket by h&m, shoes and necklace via asos.com. he'd be a mountain gorilla: