i have an evil gift of making even supermodels look unfortunate on pictures
need to improve my paparazzi skills to snap those supermodels with their banker bfs
when rich remember to celebrate a party at kensington roof gardens
fried bacon (snackingham serious pig) can be extremely chic when it comes in a fashion show goodie bag with blistering plaster, shampoo and vitamins
if you put your wine glass on a table at a fashion party hosted in a designer furniture store ...
... use the coasters provided, you wouldn't want to leave any stains on ...
...their mies van der rohe glass table
need to get one of those beautifully printed garments (eley kishimoto)
electroshockcats or tetris!
or this pretend-sheep-but-really-cotton-jacket by rachael hall for esprit
or, but would need to steal these from the victoria&albert museum, shoes and bathing suit from ca 1938
when too lazy for museums just walk around brick lane area for an art tour
OMG: yauatcha (15-17 broadwick street) has the best dim sum everrrr